The Murder of Crows
Don’t worry, this isn’t about killing birds, or any other animal, this is about a group of crows (which is called a murder).
I’ve seen allot of odd stuff in my years on this planet, and quite frankly, I don’t think anything has quite freaked me out as much as the murder of crows near my work. 2 days ago, I got a phone call from a co-worker telling me to bring my camera to work (I didn’t, the battery was dead, sorry man), because there was a large group of birds that were chillin in one fo the trees near work. No biggie I thought…. Then I got to work… He understated what was going on. There are a few HUNDRED (no joke) crows that are perched in EVERY tree near my work. I can’t believe it… It really kinda freaks me out…
They like to fly over my building, from across the street, and drop their precious little packages all over anything in their path. Including my car… The parking lot is FULL of bird dung. I can’t go out and enjoy my smoke because they like to fly over, and I’m afraid of being shit on. Now for the freaky part though. I sit directly under a very large skylight at work, and apperently, they want to kill me. Or, murder if you will. They keep pecking at it, picking at the edges and just plain hang out on the damned thing ALL NIGHT LONG… In fact, just now, like 3 minutes ago, the ENTIRE flock of the flew over it, and it sounded like it was going to collapse. So, if I disappear, blame it on the murder of crows. I don’t know what their demands are for my release, but, I know they are after me…. Oh, and I’ll see if I can get a photo of them to add… Assuming they don’t murder me first.. or hold me hostage in some sick, twisted game they play.
